Bad Things I Do That Cause Me No Guilt Pt. 5

I wear jeans when it's NOT Casual Friday. *Gasp!*

This is something I REALLY don't feel bad about. I work in Silicon Valley. I don't talk to customers. I spend most of my time on a computer.

Most importantly, does this look like the cube of someone in a suit? I don't think so.

Bad Things I Do That Cause Me No Guilt Pt 4.

I fake orgasms.

Not usually, but sometimes.

I know, I'm a bad feminist, and if we weren't getting married I guess you could accuse me of ruining DBo for all other women.

The thing is, sometimes I'm not in the mood and he needs a win.

Bad Things I Do That Cause Me No Guilt Pt 3.

I steal creamer at work.

C'MON! Look how much of it there is!



Ok, that one on the upper left is salad dressing . . . . but with just enough morning delirium in my system, I could mistake it for creamer.



And who the fuck is Mason??? I didn't think we had anyone working here by that name.



There's no way Tony drinks that much Coffeemate! Surely he wants to share . . .