Why?

At this exact moment, Grandma P is upstairs watching Wendy Williams. I have also caught her watching Telemundo, Glenn Beck, mid-day infomercials, and some very wacky televangelism programs, all at a volume that is probably destroying whatever hearing she has left.

Bad Things I Do That Cause Me No Guilt Pt 2.

I am a willing accomplice to my boyfriend's thievery of intellectual property. We have have about 500 gigs of free entertainment in our possession.

Please don't tell the authorities.